Title: Lotion

Artist: The Greenskeepers

Album: Pleetch

Year Released: 2004

What It Is: A witty, catchy tribute to The Silence Of The Lambs. And you will listen to it or you will get the hose again.

Riffage / Hookage:A pretty decent, and understated, guitar part, and it’s a pretty catchy hook. This is more noteworthy since it’s a song that’s either a tribute or a joke regarding the movie.

Cowbell?: Nah, but pretty solid handclaps, eh?

Words Of Wisdom: “The night is very cold I’m feeling kind of weak
I think I’ll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek
And then I will go walking with my little dog
and then I’ll bury you underneath a log”

Mixology Report: Oh, sure. It’s clever and people remember the movie.

For The Good Of The Order: I really don’t recall how or why or when I found this, but I found the video first and, you know, why not. The vid does a pretty good job of matching to the movie. Brilliant! Just put the lotion in the basket, beyotch!